'Each candidate gets a number based on their standing in the black community. [Hillary] Clinton gets a 7.2 rating with black voters because her husband is Bill Clinton, who despite recent outbursts is beloved in the black community.'
'As for Bernie Sanders, he 'gets a strong 6.3. Yes he was active in the Civil Rights movement, but he seems like the kind of guy who still calls Muhammad Ali "Cassius"'.
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'Sen [Ted] Cruz gets a 2.1 on the Black Approval Scale Rating. Because look at him, you just know he's up to something.'
'Come on now. Right now Donald Trump has a black approval rating of -1,048. But that could go down. Black people should never trust a white person whose hair is more processed than theirs.'