Michael Brizon, who writes under the pen name of B. Michael, was born in 1947 and has written satirical columns and op-eds for Haaretz for close to 20 years.
'Gantz or shvantz,' scoundrel in Hebrew slang, is the appropriate slogan in response to the 'Bibi or Tibi' debased election campaign
For anti-Semitism hunters, preserving paranoia and blurring the line between Judaism and Zionism is the best way to handle criticism of the country's abominations
With all the convicted terrorists and murderers, criminal suspects and defendants, and evil, anti-Semitic racists on the right, it’s the ‘left’ that’s a curse word?
The justice minister who is endeavoring to turn the Justice Ministry into an earthly yeshiva sees herself as secular?? Below is a quiz to help Ms. Shaked define herself more precisely
How obtuse and insensitive does one have to be to exploit a young mother’s tragedy? But this won’t be the first or, unfortunately, the last instance of settler real estate activists riding on blood to fulfill their nightmare vision
A few more months of Netanyahu is infinitely better than one day of Bennett in the Defense Ministry: This man and his Crusader party are the biggest danger threatening Israel’s existence and right to exist
By calling the site of the crime Rabin’s-Murder Square, there’s no way of getting away from what happened there 23 years ago
Lest there remain a handful of heretics who reject the deification of the Blessed be Donald, the events of the last few days have closed the case. In a single Trumpian hiccup he got rid of the Palestinian refugees
We stand before you today, heads bowed and eyes cast down, a despicable and pathetic left, and wish to confess all our sins and crimes
It is hard to swallow an official visit by an anti-Semite, racist, Islamophobe, demagogue, provocateur and liar, who is also anti-democratic, hostile to human rights and a hater of law and enlightenment
How much chutzpah and racism does it take to call the police in order to sabotage someone else's tradition? Leave it to them
When it was announced that 50 of the 62 killed in the Gaza protests were members of Hamas, Israelis rejoiced. Could a Hamas spokesman have been telling lies?
Anyone who is not ashamed of his country today ought to be ashamed
‘An Israeli nationality?!’ cried government officials. ‘Never!’ – and with the flourish of a bureaucratic pen, the ‘Jewish nationality’ was invented
Is there a nation better fit to play the role of the 'Hebrews' in the Haggadah than the Palestinian nation?
Now that we've handled marginal issues like corruption, we should focus on the real evil: Poland. After all, It is only as victim that we can do whatever we feel like without concern
Israel's push to expel 45,000 African asylum seekers and migrants borrows from Eichmann's 1938 playbook for expelling Austria's Jews
The prime minister turned a well-known saying upside down, and the new one says: 'Buy yourself a rabbi and make yourself a friend'
There’s no need to inform the Israelis about the sins of the occupation. They already know. And it’s pointless to force them to know what they know. It only annoys them. But there’s a very good reason for bringing our abominations to the knowledge of the nations of the world.
Justice Minister Ayelet Shaked thought she was being smart when she called for an investigation into a member of the anti-occupation group Breaking the Silence. More fool her