LISTEN: Scarlett Johansson Reads Controversial Bible Passages in Sexy Voice

SNL alum Mike O'Brien brought on the twice voted sexiest woman alive to record Sexy Bible because he thought it would be more satirical for a woman to read verses about misogyny and patriarchy.

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Listening to the sexy voice of Scarlett Johansson, the only woman to be twice ranked "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire, is hot enough to get even the most focused yeshiva bochur off.

And her latest, sexy cultural contribution might do just that.

Johansson recently recorded a spicy rendition of Deuteronomy for a comedy album by "Saturday Night Live" alum, Mike O'Brien, released on October 30, that has since broken the internet.  

In the segment, "Sexy Bible," on WSEX, Sexy Talk Radio, Johansson seductively pants and whispers an assortment of ancient Biblical commandments.

“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son his father and mother shall bring him to the elders at the gate of his town,” Johansson recites in a breathy tone, "They shall tell the elders this son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. Then all the men of this town shall stone him to death."

She continues reciting more verses, including Deuteronomy 25:11-12, which says that "if two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reached out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand, show her no pity."

"Now that's a very weird and specific rule that's given me a very weird and specific chub," O'Brien in his not nearly as sexy voice, told told Rolling Stone.

The segment is part of O'Brien's comical  album, Tast Radio.

“I’ve always wanted to do a sketch about the Old Testament, specifically Deuteronomy,” said O’Brien, who is a former Saturday Night Live writer.

"The Old Testament is filled with beautiful stuff, but also some weirdly specific, random rules and speeches. Deuteronomy could be called 'Laws for Stuff That Will Never Apply to 99 percent of Civilization,' like what to do with a dead animal you find [or] what to do to a woman who grabs the junk of a guy who her husband is fighting. [It's] a very funny time capsule of what those guys were worried about back then."

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