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“Donald Trump is the candidate version of the hot dog-crust pizza. You don’t want it, you never ordered it. You can’t believe someone came up with it. But now it’s all you want to eat. Watching this man run for president, it’s like eating ice cream on a roller coaster made of blowjobs, it is so much fun."
"For years, we've railed at the press for covering the flashy, stupid stories instead of the important stuff. But damn. Damn! Sometimes, you've just got to say 'what the f**k' and ride the blowjob-a-coaster."
Last week, in an interview with The Hill, Donald Trump said that Jon Stewart is "begging" him to appear on the final episode of the 'Daily Show.' “They have invited me. I like Jon Stewart — I think he’s good. They’re begging me to go on. I would do it ... the problem is it looks like pandering. It looks so false and so phony if I do it," said Trump.