If compost is the food of love, then please take out the trash
The garbage bag's heavy and it stinks like hell.
The trash bag’s heavy and stinks like hell. He put off taking the trash out all day, too lazy to do it when it ought to have been done, choosing instead to push the trash into the bin, packing it in. When he finally pulled the bag out, it tore and the entire weekend spilled out on the floor: the eggshells from the pancakes he made; the prize his kid got at a birthday party, which promptly broke five minutes after...
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