'Dayenu’ Is Not Enough for Us

Wake up and smell the horseradish: We won, we’re free, now come the responsibilities.

Let’s face it, the Seder is way too long. As millions of Jews are preparing hard-boiled eggs and gefilte fish, secretly they’re dreading those mind-numbing ninety minutes of recitations which rapidly descend into incoherent mumbling before we get down to the evening’s real business; overeating.