Your Facebook Status, Now in Aramaic

In a bid to make Web chatter more unique while also tapping into ancient Jewish history, one Facebook user, a high-school student who wishes to remain anonymous, has created a page that translates Internet-speak into the Talmud's tongue.

Facebook users are always looking for ways to make their statuses stand out on the uber-popular social network. One user has put a unique spin on the quest for original updates, tapping into the ancient Semitic language of Aramaic to create an entire page in the Canaanite tongue.