Yes Jake... it’s all a conspiracy from the planet Bongo. You see, it’s those little weird creatures from outer space... who don’t allow Iranian women any human rights. They’re the ones who stuffed the ballot-boxes in the last election. Those damn extra-terrestrial, seditionists and hooligans... how dare they.
Saudi king to meet with Obama on Friday amid Gulf concerns over Iran deal (Reuters)
from the article: Iran parliamentarians call for death of opposition leaders