What will the Zi-o-nist settlers dream up next - MAYONNAISE????? - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Ethan
    • 07.12.09 | 08:28 (IST)

    Imagine smearing police with slimy mayonnaise. Or mayo mixed with oil to just the right consistency. It's like trying to catch a greased pig. No can do. This is surely the next step in the settler treachery. How can the authorities fight terror, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran when the evil of MAYONNAISE beckons!? No doubt these settlers are the scourge of mankind and must be rounded UP! Put a stop to all right wing opponents of Bibi! Stop the settlers! UPROOT them! Round them up! Preempt the mayo CONSPIRACY!

    from the article: Youth protesting settlement freeze block Jerusalem entrance
    First published 02:56 07.12.09 | Last updated 18:44 07.12.09
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