What is Slowman doing in the supermarket? - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Aluf Benn
    • 27.12.07 | 17:57 (IST)

    Well look, see, there's an abominable slowman in the supermarket, And apparently the housewives have never seen anything like that before. Hear the housewives complaining to the manager, "Get that slow thing out of this store." Abominable slowman in the market, That's right, you heard me right, gang. And the housewives, they all remarking, "Looks like a dirty marshmallow with fangs." Well, there's an abominable slowman in the market, Now he's down by the peas and carrots. Abominable slowman in the market. And they cannot chase him away. There's an abominable slowman in the market Down by the peas and carrots. Abominable slowman in the market He just arrived yesterday. There's an abominable slowman in the market And the housewives never seen something like that before. Housewives treat him like a stranger, They want him away from the supermark't door. Abominable slowman in the market. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Abominable slowman in the market. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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