Accusing Israel of being tight-lipped about their military endeavors in Syria is a great opportunity for Syria to tell the world what they did hit, if anything. According to the International Enquirer, Israel was on a secret photography mission. No bombs, only photos. From their jets and satellites. They shot photos of Assodd's equivalent to Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. Strange, though, the photos show that only scantly clad men in Speedo's were present. Satellite photos show some heavy hot-tub action. It also shows Assodd, Ahmadinejad, Mesheel, Haniyeh and Nazarallah drinking, eating and rubbing each other in oil. International Enquirer suspects these photos will be visible on the leaflets Israel will drop over Damascus prior to leveling the city.
U.S., allies conduct 1 air strike in Syria and 11 in Iraq against ISIS militants (Reuters)
from the article: Syria: Israel is spreading false reports in order to justify war