The headlines this week reeked of déjà vu, reminiscent of previous confrontations and intifadas, as conditions on the ground in Gaza are becoming more and more similar to those that preceded the 2014 war.19:05 05.02.16 | 4 comments
We will throw holy crude oil and camel droppings onto thy sailors, which will call for mercy. There are already millions of voluntary martyrs which will swim with mines attached to their backs, and they have holy lifesavers, which can help them swim all the way to our lost province of Bahrein, where you arrogantly eat pepperoni pizza and drink western beer. We will close the strait of Hormouz the moment you try to put your steel nose through it: Allah will cause a pandemia of birds' diahrrea there, and thou will not know wether it's day or night or rain. Don't test or resolve. The entire world, from Nort Korea to Syria is with us, Lebanon and Nicaragua belong to us too. The sword or Ahasverus will smite thee... and our children will sing from the shores of Hormouz in such a high pitch thou will get crazy.