We will defeat thee with our navy catapulting camels onto thy arrogant vessels ! - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Ali Al-Mammut
    • 03.01.12 | 19:08 (IST)

    We will throw holy crude oil and camel droppings onto thy sailors, which will call for mercy. There are already millions of voluntary martyrs which will swim with mines attached to their backs, and they have holy lifesavers, which can help them swim all the way to our lost province of Bahrein, where you arrogantly eat pepperoni pizza and drink western beer. We will close the strait of Hormouz the moment you try to put your steel nose through it: Allah will cause a pandemia of birds' diahrrea there, and thou will not know wether it's day or night or rain. Don't test or resolve. The entire world, from Nort Korea to Syria is with us, Lebanon and Nicaragua belong to us too. The sword or Ahasverus will smite thee... and our children will sing from the shores of Hormouz in such a high pitch thou will get crazy.

    from the article: U.S. says will continue to deploy warships in Persian Gulf despite Iranian threats
    First published 17:44 03.01.12 | Last updated 17:44 03.01.12
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