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    • Shimon Cleopas
    • 28.03.10 | 22:28 (IDT)

    1.From all eternity, only one boy was blessed to miraculously make The Middle East Crisis a Foolish Thing of the past, just like when Magellan sailed West in order to reach East, proving beyond reasonable doubt that the earth is indeed round not flat. 2.This small but well-trained shepherd boy has the Moshiachs Meal of Five Loaves that catches TWO BIG FISH: the devil and the one true God. 3.The Five Loaves Formula proves beyond reasonable doubt that the God man presently worships is in fact the devil, the first fish. 4.The Five Loaves Formula also implores the One True God, the second fish, to come down from heaven along with the Third Temple and remain with us until the end of time. 5.Jerusalem, hungry boys and girls: HAPPY PALM SUNDAY.

    from the article: Replace Temple Mount mosques with Jewish Temple, rightist campaign says
    First published 14:37 28.03.10 | Last updated 14:51 28.03.10
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