"im not shomer shabbat but i dont want to change the rules" Really, then by those standards I guess you're the goy pretending to be Jewish. Don't you see that it's not black-and-white? If you were to convert, you'd be rejected. Why can't someone learn about halacha and not strictly observe it for purposes of conversion? You're holding converts up to a higher standard than your own.
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from the article: Reform rabbi: Israel's pluralism threatened by new conversion law