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    • Shimon Cleopas
    • 28.03.10 | 22:32 (IDT)

    Just to give you an idea of how powerful is the Five Loaves Formula once unleashed. The following are of course just metaphor but nonetheless real: 1.Obama will issue an executive order to the treasury to have the dollar reprinted with ?Ïn Christ we trust? replacing ?In God we trust?. 2.Bibi will immediately get down to his knees and confess JIL, INRI or something like that. 4.Benedict will tie a millstone around his neck and drown himself into the sea. 5.Militants will make a 180 degree u-turn to catch their deceiver preachers. 6.Israel and Palestine will say ?I do? as if their heads were suddenly poked by a shotgun. 7.God will descend immediately from heaven and the devil will depart to hell. 8.Mankind will be snatched from the claws of the primordial monster and withdrawn from the depths of hell 9.The earth will be shaken beyond the Richter scale and renewed beyond recognition. 10.The small boy can make all your dreams come true. Non-violently.

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