The Iranians are smuggling self-assembling Nuclear Pistachio Bombs into Israel! After the transmission of a secret message decoded with their Red Ryder decoder rings, the Pistachio's will sneak out of homes and stores and assemble themselves into the Nut Bomb! Yes, there is a Nuclear Nut threat to the world, but those Nuts are George Bush and Dick Cheney. They need to be disarmed, and committed. In a pistachio colored padded cell.
EU's Mogherini in Tehran to talk nuclear deal, regional issues (Reuters)
from the article: U.S. demands Israel crack down on illegal Iranian pistachio imports