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    • Amir Oren
    • 26.07.07 | 05:25 (IDT)

    Our slooow censor is here, so everything grinds to a halt. Slowman can`t move fast enough, so he skips posts. Why can`t you do it faster, Slowman? The other Haaretz censors are so much swifter. Is it because you are physically challenged? We know this is only an excuse. At the end of your shift, when you try to cover your lazy tracks you can go thru hundreds of previously neglected posts. And you know what? Because you skip posts, people submit the same post more than once. Guess who has to work even harder: The lazy bum himself. Better not try to understand the posts. Just look for key words and move on. You are the hidden disgrace of the good paper that Haaretz is.

    from the article: Free Assad
    First published 00:00 25.07.07 | Last updated 00:00 25.07.07
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