Sounds like a lightbulb joke - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • windrider
    • 26.02.10 | 21:00 (IST)

    How many Mossad agents does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently, if the light bulb is in Dubai, it takes a couple dozen or so. And by the way, the same computer software used to create modified photos on the passports can also be used, particularly with the nitwits who smiled for the cameras, to reconstruct close facimiles to their real appearances. Sure hope this terrorist was worth burning quite a few operatives, and wrecking the lives of all the private citizens whose identities were stolen. Not to mention further antagonizing the countries whose passports were forged. I have to wonder whether 'heckuvajob Brownie' is running Mossad these days because the idiocy and incompetence of this operation reminds me of FEMA during and after Katrina.

    from the article: Haaretz probe: Dubai assassins' passport photos were doctored
    First published 07:51 26.02.10 | Last updated 23:43 26.02.10
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