9:15: Aharoni tells a joke: A man came ffrom Europe to Ben Gurion airport with two bags. "What do you have in the bags?" he is asked by the customs official. "Money that I raised for Israel," the man replies. "Open it up" says the official. The man opened up one bag and inside were hundreds of small bills and coins. "This is money that you raised for Israel?," asks the incredulous customs man. "Yes," replies the man. "How?" asks the official. "With this knife", says the man, taking out a switchblade, "What I do is that come up to people with a knife and threaten them that if they don't give me money for Israel I will cut off their nose." "Seriously?" asks the incredulous customs official. "And what do you have in the other bag? he then asked."Well, you won't believe how many people in Europe refuse to give money to Israel..." the man replied. Ha ha ha ha that was the icing on the cake.. beautiful..
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