if the United States is also really ready to give up it's chemical weapons stockpile along with our friends the Israelis, then I suggest you head to the UN and propose a Universal Chemical Weapons Treaty banning the possession and manufacture of all chemical weapons agents, with no notice on-site inspections and stringent verification. If adopted by the member states, you have a case for Syria to give up chemical weapons. Until such time, stay away from the blatant hypocrisy and your dismal efforts at stand-up comedy.
Pakistan air strikes against Taliban kill at least 25 (Reuters)
from the article: Kerry: Assad could prevent strike by turning over chemical weapons