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    • Shimon Cleopas
    • 12.09.10 | 08:33 (IST)

    1.Preachers claimed the earth is flat. Thanks to Magellan who proved beyond reasonable doubt that the earth is round preventing planes and ships to fall in the horizon. 2.Preachers claimed the earth is the center of the Universe. Thanks to Galileo accurate statement that it is the earth that rotates while stars remain fixed in the heavens preventing star wars. 3.Preachers claimed they are the authority when it comes to God and the devil. But look how deep we are in the hell of the ME Crisis, open-ended wars and hot controversies of burning Quran and smoking mosques. 4.No problem. From out of his garage lab, an Information Scientist just came out with the formula of five loaves that catches both fish (God and Devil). Unlike baseless preachings, Five Loaves and two fish will satisfy the hungry multitude with plenty of leftovers for future generations. 5.Regards. www.twitter.com/ShimonCleopas

    from the article: Israel and Palestinians clash over agenda for direct peace talks
    First published 00:45 12.09.10 | Last updated 00:45 12.09.10
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