Pin The Medal On The Donkey, The Iranian Regime's New World Disorder Board Game In The Middle East - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Lavi - Seattle
    • 02.10.10 | 13:37 (IST)

    The stately design document inscribed in blood-red ink reads as follows: Design a revolutionary, Shia-rilliant, calculated game that the infidel world has never seen nor can ever win, trademark it with terrifying taqiyyeh tricks that draw in even those enjoying the Sunni, unappreciated side of life since they're misguided and sidelined and thus gullible for greatness, expound to them the crescent-shaped story arc of the game where the proud, Persian protagonist's plans to propagate his genius and bless the world is unfortunately hindered by a proverbial antagozionist boldly claiming he was the one first chosen for this royal calling, empower them with chutzpah-chastising instruments of death and destruction to remove this pompous person from the face of the earth no matter what defense forces he retaliates with, then propel them onwards to divine victory with award stories of saving and stroking hot, middle-eastern princess virgins trapped in heavenly places yet yearning for earthly pleasures as the climax of the game! Assad's been a very successful beta tester of this game and is about to unknowingly receive a GPS-tagged recognition medal for it.

    from the article: Assad in Tehran for meeting with Ahmadinejad
    First published 10:41 02.10.10 | Last updated 10:41 02.10.10
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