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    • Shimon Cleopas
    • 02.11.09 | 17:52 (IST)

    1.First and foremost: good evening hungry university students. 2.And now to the question: why do Israelis dislike Barack Obama? 3.The correct pathological answer: because Obama has no staff that can turn into a snake or a staff that divides a sea or a staff that strikes a mountain side that releases water. 4.No problem. The staff that Israelis are waiting for six thousand years is coming soon. It will come from a small but well-trained shepherd boy with the Moshiachs Meal of Five Loaves that catches TWO BIG FISH: The Primordial Snake and The Messiah Jesus Christ. 5.Amen?

    from the article: Why do Israelis dislike Barack Obama?
    First published 17:13 02.11.09 | Last updated 23:42 03.11.09
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