News from my chimp - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Ben Gurion
    • 22.03.06 | 02:50 (IST)

    As you may recall, I donated my chimp to the Baghdad zoo after getting annoyed by his posting in Haaretz under MY name. I was hoping that living in a cage will give him no access to a computer and the internet. Indeed, very few posts by him were made over the last few weeks. But apparently he has some occassional access to the web; who knows what relationship has developed between Ahmed the zoo keeper and him. (I am embarassed to even imagine it.) Today is one of those days. It should be obvious to all that post #68 is not by me. I will check with Haaretz what more can be done to keep chimpo out of business. Maybe the simplest is to check with Ahmed if he needs some Bakshish.

    from the article: The ashes on the prophets' eyes
    First published 00:00 21.03.06 | Last updated 00:00 21.03.06
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