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    • Alistair From Scotland
    • 03.05.10 | 16:02 (IDT)

    I loved the joke but i'll poke fun at some of my muslim friends .Jock and Ismail were flying over Iraq ,Jock says to Ismail we are going down,I cant hold her brace for impact ,Ismail shouts "save me Allah " suddenly a big hand comes out the sky ,grabs the plane and sets it on the ground.Both pilots get out , Jock says "thank Christ for that " a big foot from the sky and steps on him .When was better when I first heard it years ago but I am not very keen on racist jokes these days its not the 70s lol

    from the article: James Jones' Jewish joke - funny or inappropriate?
    First published 17:34 25.04.10 | Last updated 17:52 25.04.10
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