President Bush and Olmert will soon be issuing a joint statement about the Iranian Nuts Of Mass destruction being smuggled into Israel. Leaked excerpts of their statement urge the international community to unite and bomb the Iranian pistachio groves which are believed to be deep underground. "If you won't act, we will!" Bush said as he showed top secret satellite photos of the area where the NWDs are rumored to be hidden. Olmert hinted that the U.S. may use nuclear bunker busters to destroy the NMD pistachios. and that even if Bush doesn't act, Israel may launch a preemptive strike.
2 Turkish security personnel killed, 24 wounded by Kurdish suicide bomb in eastern Turkey (Reuters)
from the article: U.S. demands Israel crack down on illegal Iranian pistachio imports