Iranian Soccer Coaches Set Up Gazan Training Camp To Assist The Palestinians In Their Lopsided 64-0 Loss To Israel Thus Far - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Lavi - Seattle
    • 26.02.13 | 15:55 (IST)

    The only problem is that the Palestinian team doesn't have the ball-handling sense, capabilities, and stamina to advance the ball by foot into Israeli turf so they try kicking the ball wildly from well within their area towards the distant goal posts of Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. The Israeli defenders jump highly and accurately and head just those balls about to land deep into the field while the Israeli center and forwards exhibiting sharp tactical field logic and fast passing just pummel the hapless Palestinian goal and goalie with hard, accurate shots. The new wanna-be-savior caliphate coaches arriving from distant Tehran think that establishing a boot camp in Gaza to help the offensive Palestinians kick harder and more accurately could be accomplished by developing their thigh and calf muscles through Shia steroids and caliphate cleats but they themselves never fielded their self-vaunted IRGC Al Quds team to the test of personally challenging the "infidel" Israeli team as they're scared that a loss to the Jewish State would illustrate to the world yet another loss for pompous Imperial Islam. All the Iranian coaches will succeed in doing is to confuse and disappoint the Palestinian team even more and they'll end up scoring yet another goal on their own net.

    from the article: Iran missile experts set up camp in Gaza to aid Hamas and Islamic Jihad, report says
    First published 14:55 26.02.13 | Last updated 14:55 26.02.13
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