Iran's test firing of long range missiles is actually part of an effort to land an Iranian Ayatollah on the moon! - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
  • p.TextOutput { R static java.lang.String p.mt = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; R static java.lang.String p.publicInterfaces = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValued'; R static java.lang.String p.beanClass = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; RW java.lang.String value = '0'; R transient java.lang.Object _data = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.NumberInputPolicy'; },ModelStore=com.polopoly.model.ModelStoreInMap p.TextOutput { R static java.lang.String p.mt = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; R static java.lang.String p.publicInterfaces = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValued'; R static java.lang.String p.beanClass = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; RW java.lang.String value = '77'; R transient java.lang.Object _data = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.NumberInputPolicy'; },ModelStore=com.polopoly.model.ModelStoreInMap
    • Albert Edelson
    • 28.06.11 | 11:25 (IDT)

    All this missile testing is actually a cover for Iran's top-secret space programme. They are planning to send a delegation of religious notables to an Iranian base on the moon. They plan to set up a direct link from the moon to their deity. This will assure the Iranians' goal of world domination. I hope that soon, the Vatican will start testing its missiles too, so that mankind's religious wars can be safely made out in space. This must surely be the funniest phase in human history, just imagine, a religious war out in space. This will surely amuse all the deities invented by man!

    from the article: Iran test fires long-range missiles capable of striking Israel, U.S. bases
    First published 10:10 28.06.11 | Last updated 10:10 28.06.11
Haaretz Headlines
Michael Bloomberg.
In a Sanders-Trump presidential race, many Jews will yearn for Bloomberg

Among Israel-minded voters, Sanders would get the J Street vote, Bloomberg would garner AIPAC’s and Trump would scrounge for leftovers.

00:50 12.02.16 | 0 comments
Margi meeting with Aksioniov, February 10, 2016.
Ukraine tells Israel it may prosecute Shas MK who visited Crimea

Israeli lawmaker Yakov Margi allegedly violated Ukrainian law by meeting with the president of the Russian-installed government without Kiev's permission.

23:21 11.02.16 | 0 comments
Turkey-Israel - AP
Prime Minister's Office: Progress made in Israel-Turkey reconciliation talks

Israeli delegation to reconciliation talks returns from Zurich, talks to resume in near future.

22:18 11.02.16 | 0 comments
Thousands march in Tel Aviv in protest of incitement against Rivlin, leftist NGOs. December 19, 2015
Israel's angry, bitter left must reclaim the language of hope

We leftists whine and complain, we only talk about how bleak and hopeless life is in Israel. We alienate all those Israelis whose support we need to bring political change.

21:35 11.02.16 | 0 comments