Iran's test firing of long range missiles is actually part of an effort to land an Iranian Ayatollah on the moon! - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Albert Edelson
    • 28.06.11 | 11:25 (IDT)

    All this missile testing is actually a cover for Iran's top-secret space programme. They are planning to send a delegation of religious notables to an Iranian base on the moon. They plan to set up a direct link from the moon to their deity. This will assure the Iranians' goal of world domination. I hope that soon, the Vatican will start testing its missiles too, so that mankind's religious wars can be safely made out in space. This must surely be the funniest phase in human history, just imagine, a religious war out in space. This will surely amuse all the deities invented by man!

    from the article: Iran test fires long-range missiles capable of striking Israel, U.S. bases
    First published 10:10 28.06.11 | Last updated 10:10 28.06.11
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