IDF Apology - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Dan
    • 17.03.07 | 18:45 (IST)

    The IDF apologizes for training in Palestinian villages. Initially, we wanted to train in Disneyland in order to be prepared for the next time Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, who are operating from inside Disneyland, send suicide bombers to murder kids in shopping malls in Israel. We must be trained and prepared to enter Disneyland and arrest them. Due to a terrible mistake, we performed the training in Palestinian villages. We are still investigating how this happened, knowing how crazy and far-fetched the possibility that terrorists will operate from a Palestinian village is.

    from the article: IDF troops conduct takeover drills in Palestinian village
    First published 00:00 16.03.07 | Last updated 00:00 16.03.07
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