I may as well confess. I run the UN from my sweets shop in Broadway. I never thought I would be found out, but what can I do. Like Saddam Hussein's 99% election win and Ahmidinerjad's [ O.K. so I can't spell] recent re-election this too was fixed. Really he only got one vote, but we gave him a few more to avoid embarrassment.
Army: Blast in Korean DMZ wounds two South Korean soldiers (Reuters)
from the article: Egypt minister says 'world's Jews' cost him top UNESCO post