It's ridiculous, clearly, but not satirical enough to be Swiftian and certainly not witty enough. Oh god, it is serious, isn't it? She really means it. Please, Haaretz, I want an oped that makes me think about the argument not one that makes me think your writers are nuts. Is this really the best comment you could find on this subject?
Knesset approves 2015-16 state budget in first reading (Haaretz)
from the article: Israel should cancel the institution of marriage