HarZion Would Faint & Flunk The First Mossad 101 Class Exercise & That Is To Go To The Enemy Shuk In Disguise & Buy A Felafel In The Native Tongue Without Swallowing His Own In Fear - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Lavi - Seattle
    • 25.03.12 | 20:49 (IST)

    And no, there is no Mossad mommy there at the school to first gird you with some adult diapers before you set off on your way. You're on your own and the outcome is predictable as you try and sound off as HarZion - Mountain of Zion - but end up looking like Tel Shtyuot - A Mound of Nonsense - instead. The Mossad has left a stinging mystique worldwide and you, well you have yet to be noticed by your immediate neighbors in your own block.

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