Fable for Franzen & Co - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
  • p.TextOutput { R static java.lang.String p.mt = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; R static java.lang.String p.publicInterfaces = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValued'; R static java.lang.String p.beanClass = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; RW java.lang.String value = '0'; R transient java.lang.Object _data = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.NumberInputPolicy'; },ModelStore=com.polopoly.model.ModelStoreInMap p.TextOutput { R static java.lang.String p.mt = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; R static java.lang.String p.publicInterfaces = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValued'; R static java.lang.String p.beanClass = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.SingleValuePolicy'; RW java.lang.String value = '0'; R transient java.lang.Object _data = 'com.polopoly.cm.app.policy.NumberInputPolicy'; },ModelStore=com.polopoly.model.ModelStoreInMap
    • Man deVoshkes
    • 10.07.05 | 16:50 (IDT)

    This morning on the I-495 Hwy, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers !

    from the article: A world path not followed
    First published 00:00 10.07.05 | Last updated 00:00 10.07.05
Haaretz Headlines
An Israeli army post opposite to a Hamas military post on the Gaza border.

Gaza border heats up with three incidents in 24 hours

At least one mortar shell was fired from Gaza on Wednesday morning at Israeli soldiers; later, explosions was heard near the border.

Hillary Clinton and Benjamin Netanyahu

'Clinton believed Mideast peace efforts would hurt her White House run'

'Alter Egos' by N.Y. Times' Mark Landler contains never-before published details about U.S.-Israel ties during Clinton's tenure as secretary of state.

Flags fly at half mast at NATO headquarters, Brussels, Belgium, March 23, 2016.

Turkey lifts veto, NATO okays Israel office in its Brussels HQ

Jerusalem interprets the Turkish decision as another sign that Ankara desires to normalize relations with Israel.

Britain's opposition Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn joins a doctors and teachers protest in centr

Labour scandal illustrates Zionism's main problem

The government's attempt to confuse anti-Zionism with anti-Semitism ignores the fact that Zionism can no longer fulfill the heart’s desire of the citizens of the state it founded.