Excuse me baby I am not being rude... - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Chris
    • 07.10.06 | 01:20 (IST)

    I can just imagine sitting with the girlfriend having dinner in a classy place in Tel Aviv and then I get hit with the hiccups....I would say oh excuse me baby...then drop my pants and the underwear...stick a a finger in my rectum and then say "sorry baby I am only try to get rid of my hiccups but never mind my hairy bum"

    from the article: U.S., Israeli research team win IgNobel prize for cure for hiccups
    First published 00:00 06.10.06 | Last updated 00:00 06.10.06
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