Dutch. Your electrodes are starting to show. But there is hope for you. A brief 10 millisec, 15000 volt low current burst will have you saying da da within the week. Then you will safely be given utensils to eat with, without the danger of harming yourself!!
Stabbing reported in Kiryat Gat in southern Israel (Haaretz)
from the article: Ehud Olmert rejects Hamas' offer of cease-fire in Gaza Strip