Did you hear about the one about the Palestinian, the Englishman and the Jew ? - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Smadar
    • 04.04.14 | 06:42 (IDT)

    The Palestinian negotiator yells at his counterpart across the peacemaking table, " You want to finish us off, one way or another ." While the Jewish negotiator yells in return, " No my friend, it is you who want to finish us off one way or another." They both turn to the Englishman and ask, " Well, who do you believe is being truthful ?" He responds, " To tell you the truth, I don't know who is right and who is wrong. But one thing is certain, I'd finish both of your brisket-shwarma plates if you don't plan on it. It's just divine."

    from the article: Both Israel and the Palestinians are between Kerry and a hard place
    First published 03:31 04.04.14 | Last updated 22:13 03.04.14
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