Dear Mr Assad, Thank you so much for the warm "all the problems in the ME are the Jews message". I want to use this opportunity to tell you that I agree with you - the Golan should be YOURS. Never mind those silly Jews who think it belongs to Israel. Remember - I work for YOU and all your fellow arab despots. I thank you in advance for the cases of Golan wine you'll be sending me for free, yearly. Please also make sure that you dont point any guns or missles towards MY vacation home (as discussed). I cant believe that the Israeli public still holds those 5 wars you started with Israel as important, cant they let bygones be bygones? Whats a few hundred Israeli lives? Little do they know, I plan on giving your other fellow despot "the west bank" - the jokes on the Israelis - wait till I tell them! Hebron? Jericho? Ariel? AHHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Silly Jews, ur heritage is for arabs! with all my love, E Olmert PS please send the funds as discussed to S Peres in the swiss account as before.
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from the article: Israel sends conciliatory messages to Damascus