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    • Realist
    • 02.06.10 | 12:39 (IDT)

    Yes just make sure not to bring any chocolates or sweets as they can be turned into weapons that will threaten israels security, and no plastic cutlery or paperclips as highly trained elite naval commando units feel threatened in the presence of these items and they will be forced to use live ammo to subdue you. Make sure you are clean shaven as any hair on your face will class you as a jihadist and you will be sentenced to death without a trial, most likely shot on the spot. Make sure that you dont bring your passport as Israeli inteligence is likely to copy and steal your identity, and if your lucky you may even have your home destroyed. And if you hit the jackpot Israel will invade your country and randomly slaughter innocent civilians.

    from the article: U.S.: UN council rushing to blame Israel for Gaza flotilla deaths
    First published 10:36 02.06.10 | Last updated 10:36 02.06.10
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