1)A Rabbi and a taxi-driver came to the Gate of Heaven before Angel Gabriel.Gabriel gave a silk cloak and a golden cane to both of them and let them into Heaven. "Wait a sec" exclaimed the Rabbi, "why does a taxi-driver get the same equipment as I do, after all I was a Rabbi for 40 yrs"?! Gabriel replies: "here we give acc. to one*s merits. When you preached ppl slept,but when he drove,ppl prayed to G-D". 2)Arye and Dvora, an ortho couple were expecting their first child. The contractions started on Shabbath and Arye had a dilemma; he had to violate Shabbath and call a cab. In order to minimize the violation,he asked for a cab-driver,who is not a Jew. Once in the cab,they heard a voice on the cab-radio ask: "have you already driven those two anti-semites to hospital"? 3)Isak is examining his Ketubah(marriage contract)a long time. His wife asks him "what are you looking for in it for so long"? "I*m trying to find the expiry date", Isak replies.
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