Assad in Syria... how [not] to prevent a revolution - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • allang
    • 31.03.11 | 12:05 (IST)

    The dork Assad in Syria made a speech today. If there’s a dictator who needs a copy. Here’s a little guide... for how [not] to prevent a revolution. First, promise to appoint a new cabinet... but be vague about when. Then boast about reforms... coming in the next few weeks of course. Say satellite TV channels and the internet are evil. At least once, be a good dictator and imply there’s a foreign conspiracy in the works. Of course, don’t forget to blame the US or Israel for everything under the Sun. And last, make sure to excuse death and murder... on the need to preserve State Security. Not to worry dictators of the world... follow this script and your regime will last [... not].

    from the article: In first public statement since riots began, Assad blames U.S.-Israeli plot
    First published 01:49 31.03.11 | Last updated 01:49 31.03.11
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