WOW, it must be Wednesday...Another YAWNER from Miss Hass's collection of "Mad Libs" of ISraeli Occupation. Just fill in the blanks. ------- (insert Arab sounding name) is a ----- (insert number) year old Palestinian farmer who tills the ------ (insert type of tree, olive/orange) for ---- (insert number between 10-17) generations. The agricultural secrets have been passed down for generations. ---- (insert name from #1) is a simple man. When asked what he wants he humbly says "Peace, this is most important". But in reality, the Israeli ---- (Insert War Machine/Occupation Forces) wants nothing of the sort. Instead, these ---- (insert hooligan/thug/messianic terrorist) choose to ---- (insert strangle/bloodlet/bulldoze/poison) poor ---- (insert Arab name from above) and drive his family of ---- (insert number between 11-28) from their historic land and their beloved ---- (insert tree name from above) orchards.
Labor court orders Jerusalem light rail operators to return to work (Haaretz)
from the article: Strangled in Gaza