A very good offer to my chum Jonathan S - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • Clickfool
    • 24.09.06 | 21:23 (IDT)

    "Clickfool, this week is somewhat special in the Jewish calendar. The life of a person - loosely speaking - is hanging between heaven and hell and this week will show in what direction it will be going" Don't worry about this for a moment, Jonathan. I have been appointed the Sussex agent of His Holiness The Pope for the sale of Indulgences. These guarantee the remission of any sins you've committed - don't forget the Holy Father has the Keys to the Kingdom. They work even for Jews. They cost just £500 and come with a beautiful gold effect seal, and a nice facsimile of the Holy Father's signature. If you add £50 I can have it framed for you. If you're interested, contact the Talkback censor - he'll pass my email address on to you (he gets a small commission on every sale). Don't forget, Jonathan - THESE WORK. When you're at the Golden Gates, show your document and say "Clickfool sent me." Happy New Year, Jonathan!

    from the article: Israel: Nasrallah speech 'spit in face' for international community
    First published 00:00 22.09.06 | Last updated 00:00 22.09.06
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