a modest proposal to mrs.livni if elected prime minister - Comment - Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper
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    • bibi melekh yisrael
    • 06.10.10 | 01:03 (IST)

    p.m.'s oath to wit:"i,tzipora livni,prime minister of the state of israel,hereby undertake,that in my term(s)' time,a peace agreement shall be signed by israel and a competent palestinian authority.if not,all my property shall be confiscate,and all pensions,emoluments and any state payments shall be null and void.the state of israel shall consider at its discretion,wether i have made indictable false pretences,misrepresentations or similar offences,in order to gain elections on a peace platform". of-course,i like you better than bibi mrs.prime-minister,but as to seeing peace before i die(the children,you know..)all i can say is that you politicos enjoy a fabulous advantage-mankind's gullibility,naivete and delightful stupidity.

    from the article: Livni: Netanyahu wasted two years before talking with PA
    First published 20:58 05.10.10 | Last updated 20:58 05.10.10
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