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    • utagawa
    • 18.03.10 | 19:51 (IST)

    They get kidnapped by a jihadist group and they're taken to Gaza where they're put in a cell next to Gilad Shalit. Homer tries to get Gilad to help them escape, but Gilad has no intention of escaping; he says he has converted to Islam and he feels at peace; in the meantime, Marge has been covered up in a burka and Elisa has had a cliterechtomy; Bart is missing his right arm because he snatched one of his guard's ipods. Homer in the meantime is going crazy cos of no beer, so he becomes a hashsmoking maniac and in the end, everyone is happy and content as prisoners in Gaza; suddenly, Krusty, who has been a Mossad agent all these years, followed by the Dubai chief of police and a joint commando of IDF and Turkish special forces busts in and rescues them, just as they were getting used to things as they were. Last shot: Homer on couch at home smoking nargila, Marge still wearing burka, and Bart with his new robotic hand. Homer: "Lebanon might be a good place for our next vacation."

    from the article: A first look at the Simpsons' upcoming visit to Israel
    First published 10:08 17.03.10 | Last updated 12:52 17.03.10
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