I am very afraid of those Islamic nuts, peanuts, pistachios, cashews, macademias, etc. I was shopping last night and saw a jar of pistachio, (looks like an Arab) talking to a bottle of Scotch. I also heard them saying that they want to meet to discuss nuketachio attack. I also heard them mentioning Cheney's name. May be we should call the FBI.
French journalists probed on suspicion of blackmailing Moroccan king (Reuters)
from the article: U.S. demands Israel crack down on illegal Iranian pistachio imports