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We’ll admit it, we were wrong. We used to think the scariest six words in the English language were “Starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.” But now it’s obvious that “Luis Suarez is a bit peckish” is far, far worse. FIFA duly threw the book at the Uruguayan forward on Thursday, in what shall henceforth be known as “the shoulder charge.” It banned him for nine international...