Tennis Roger and Me at the French Open

‘You played excellently,’ I told Federer. ‘Thank you,’ he replied. My first visit to the Forbidden City of top players.

Image number one: In episode three of the eighth season of Seinfeld, George finds himself guest of honor at a raunchy party full of models. “You’ve got no idea,” he excitedly tells Jerry. “I’ve got an entry ticket to the Forbidden City.”