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This is not your regular funeral. Guests aren’t dressed in black; they’re wearing costumes of eggs and bacon, pancakes and syrup, and chicken and waffles instead. The casket isn’t decorated with flowers; it’s draped in fruits of all varieties. And as the preacher speaks, the family members don’t wipe their tears with a handkerchief, but wipe their mouths with a napkin, for they’re in the middle of eating...