Some families have it all – a house with picket fence, a dog, a car or two and also, multiple religions. Intermarriage has been ramping up for decades and holiday times can be fraught. Instead of reenacting D-Day as year-end rolls round, some search for a happy middle ground – a Christmas tree, gorgeously decorated with ornaments from neutral spheres less likely to offend, such as unicorns and rainbows, sparkly sunflowers - or blood-filled booties? Here are some of the more original ideas out there.
The lumberjack merman for the perfect Christmas tree.
Edward the Christmas vampire
Better be careful who you invite to enter.
Christmas stocking blood bags
Okay, you blew it and let Edward the Christmas vampire in. You can stock up on refreshments:
Insane Cyborg Skull tree
Nuts to you too
Been a bad boy? I will eat your brain!
Evil alien Santa
If the zombie Santa didn't terrify the kids into silence, this might do the trick
Friday the 13thday
Still nothing? Kids wrecking the joint? Maybe Freddy on the tree will get them back to their rooms. For good!
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