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Postwar self test: Are you an anti-Semite?
By Bradley Burston



One of the more fruitless debates between critics and supporters of Israel, is where to draw the line between candid criticism of Israeli policy, and anti-Semitism.

As a public service, we present the following post war self-test, to assist readers in placing themselves along the continuum which stretches from taking rational issue with Israeli policy, and ends in Jew-hate.

1. There is only one neighborhood grocery store [makolet] still operating in the Katyusha-shredded northern town of Kiryat Shmona. Up from the bomb shelters during a lull in attacks, shoppers seeking milk, bread, infant formula and other staples, congregate outside the grocery, waiting to enter.

A Hezbollah rocket attack on the crowd is:

A. Morally indefensible. Israel is careful to bomb only Hezbollah targets, many of which the organization regrettably locates among civilians, who are thus forced to act as human shields.

B. Wrong, if understandable in the context of guerilla warfare. Both sides should make every effort to keep non-combatants from being hurt.

C. Heroic. An example of self-defense. The rockets, a relative slingshot compared to the Israel's Goliath-scale arsenal, cause negligible damage in comparison to the slaughter which Israeli has inflicted in massacre after massacre from air, land and sea. Moreover, there are no non-combatants in Israel. Every infant is a potential soldier, women serve in the army, even the handicapped and elderly volunteer for service in the armed forces.

_______

2. You are handsome, famous and inebriated when you are stopped driving in Malibu, California by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. Suspecting the arresting officer of Judaism, you consider informing him that "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

You would take this course of action:

A. Over your dead body.
B Only after 6-8 drinks.
C Cold sober.

_______

3. You are CNN. When Lebanese civilians are killed, injured or rendered homeless in Israeli air strikes, you identify the victims as Lebanese civilians and elaborate on their suffering. When Israeli civilians are killed in Hezbollah rocket attacks, you should:

A. Identify them as Israeli civilians and elaborate on their suffering.
B. Identify them as Israelis, thus calling into question whether they are civilians.
C. Omit them, and elaborate on the suffering of Lebanese civilians.

_______


4. The Jewish lobby in the United States:

A. Represents Israel's interests as pro-Arab lobbyists represent theirs.
B. Crosses the line at times, but serves a legitimate role.
C. Runs everything.

_______

5. Jostein Gaarder, author of the book "Sophie's World," last week sparked a storm in his native Norway by writing, in the context of IDF operations in Lebanon, that Israel had lost its right to exist.

Referring to the killing of Lebanese children, Gaarder said "We note that many Israelis celebrate such triumphs like they once cheered the scourges of the Lord as 'fitting punishment' for the people of Egypt."

Gaarder also wrote that the first Zionist terrorists started operating in the days of Jesus.

The proper response to Gaarder is:

A. Condemn him, to the point of boycott.
B. Encourage rational debate on the issues he raises, bearing in mind his subsequent statement saying that he was misunderstood.
C. Applaud him for braving the media's censorship of honest discussion of Israel and its supporters.

_______


6. The Jewish people

A. Have a right to a state of their own in the Holy Land.
B. Have a right to an independent state alongside Palestine
C. Have no inherent right to a state, nor an inherent right to reside in Palestine.


_______

7. You are watching BBC coverage of the Israeli military reading Guardian coverage of the Israeli military. Your blood pressure:

A. Goes through the roof. The aneurism light is on.
B. Is unchanged.
C. Improves.

______

8. Rising gasoline prices are a result of:

A. Oil industry profiteering, global warming, and growing consumption in the U.S., China, and elsewhere.
B. War and political instability in the Middle East.
C The actions of Israel and its supporters.

______


9.Israel's actions in Lebanon were:

A. Expressions of self-defense.
B. Misguided expressions of self-defense.
C. Worse than the Nazis.

_______


10. When Iranian President Ahmadinejad calls the Holocaust a myth and says that Israel should be erased from the map he:

A. Should be taken seriously, as Hitler's Mein Kampf should have been,
B. Should be viewed as a demagogue, exploiting and inciting Muslim anger at Israel.
C. Saying what millions of people honestly believe, and with good reason.

_______

To Rate Yourself:

Score 10 Points for every answer A.
Score 20 Points for every answer B.
Score 30 points for every answer C.

If you scored between 100-150:

You are not an anti-Semite, though you may have some issues with Arabs.

If you scored between 150-220

You are not an anti-Semite, though some to your right may call you one.

If you scored between 230-300

Just because you don't think of yourself as a flaming anti-Semite ...



[With thanks to Varda, Kessie, David and Peter]

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  2.   A better question 11:29  |  Chris 14/08/06
  3.   For the record... 11:31  |  Michael II 14/08/06
  4.   This test is anti-everything 11:35  |  Maral 14/08/06
  5.   It would seem that many Israeli Jews are 11:37  |  d.dor 14/08/06
  6.   Must Distinguish Between Judism & Zionism 11:42  |  Essam 14/08/06
  7.   by the standards of this test... 11:43  |  confused 14/08/06
  8.   I`M NOT 11:44  |  indrajaya 14/08/06
  9.   More questions 11:46  |  Luca 14/08/06
  10.   Israel is careful to bomb only Hezbollah targets, 11:47  |  Roger Bannister 14/08/06
  11.   Missing answers 11:51  |  Sam 14/08/06
  12.   Albert Einstein about anti-Semitism 11:55  |  Peter Vos 14/08/06
  13.   test 11:57  |  Av10.3830 14/08/06
  14.   ESSAM 12:01  |  MUSLIM 14/08/06
  15.   rather anti those who want war and killing 12:03  |  charbel 14/08/06
  16.   Please help me, am I an anti-Semite or not ?? 12:03  |  Dino 14/08/06
  17.   if the world is anti-semitic? 12:04  |  Phil 14/08/06
  18.   ESSAM 12:13  |  JEWISH/MUSLIM 14/08/06
  19.   Stop pretending to be the victims 12:14  |  Maher 14/08/06
  20.   Dino`s anti-semitism 12:16  |  Efraim 14/08/06
  21.   interesting questions 12:18  |  Ben 14/08/06
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  23.   Here`s a multiple choice for you... 12:19  |  Maral 14/08/06
  24.   To Mr. Bannister No. 10 12:24  |  Ed. 14/08/06
  25.   # 12, PETER VOS 12:29  |  indrajaya 14/08/06
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  27.   I scored 180. Almost disappointed it wasn`t more. 12:32  |  Michael 14/08/06
  28.   YAY! 12:33  |  MMK 14/08/06
  29.   #12 Peter Vos...worth reading 12:44  |  Peter B 14/08/06
  30.   With all due respect... 12:45  |  Cambira 14/08/06
  31.   to d.dor 12:48  |  Duncan 14/08/06
  32.   ADL was founded to protect child rapist-killer 12:59  |  Peter Vos 14/08/06
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  34.   PETER VOS What qualifications did Einstein have? Sociology? 13:22  |  PETER SM 14/08/06
  35.   Anti=Semite 13:24  |  Ruby 14/08/06
  36.   #27 Peter Vos 13:25  |  MMK 14/08/06
  37.   Anti-Semitism Vs Anti-Zionism 13:27  |  Minerva`s Owl 14/08/06
  38.   re: ADL #28 13:31  |  Duncan 14/08/06
  39.   wow... 13:34  |  Claudio 14/08/06
  40.   Mr Vos - Netherlands 13:35  |  shai 14/08/06
  41.   To ruby, with all my respect 13:42  |  Cyrine-Lebanese 14/08/06
  42.   Im neither 13:55  |  Tore Hartveit 14/08/06
  43.   #35 MMK; ADL and Leo Frank case 13:57  |  Peter Vos 14/08/06
  44.   #27 MMK - Frank`s case was no anti-semitism 13:57  |  Bor de Wolf 14/08/06
  45.   I love Jews but hate Israel 14:01  |  Arab 14/08/06
  46.   To MMK # 28: In the Land of the blind, one-eyed is king 14:04  |  Tony Ch. 14/08/06
  47.   How to get yourself a country 14:11  |  Sui 14/08/06
  48.   # 35, RUBY 14:12  |  indrajaya 14/08/06
  49.   Arab in Dubai 14:15  |  shai 14/08/06
  50.   Tony #45 14:26  |  MMK 14/08/06
  51.   Inherent rights 14:34  |  Matthew Whiting 14/08/06
  52.   Arabs are Semites too!!!!! 14:35  |  Israeli 14/08/06
  53.   Av10.3830 of Perth 14:44  |  Yaron 14/08/06
  54.   Inherent rights - Matthew W 14:48  |  Patricia 14/08/06
  55.   Are you anti-Arab? Are you anti-Islam 14:50  |  Zyriab 14/08/06
  56.   to Cambira in Nairobi 14:52  |  Israeli 14/08/06
  57.   #20 Efraim Sorry, Efraim, but I am neither Finnish nor Czech... 14:54  |  Dino 14/08/06
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  60.   Response to Essam 15:03  |  Efraim 14/08/06
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  63.   Light relief 15:17  |  Steph 14/08/06
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  65.   MMK, #28 15:24  |  Jenna 14/08/06
  66.   11. If you think this test is wrong and feel the need to argue 15:26  |  Judith 14/08/06
  67.   thanks haaretz 15:31  |  toni 14/08/06
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  69.   If Bradley didn`t write for Haaretz they would have to invent him 15:38  |  Judith 14/08/06
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  72.   Reply to No 66 15:54  |  N 14/08/06
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  74.   Responses 16:11  |  DW 14/08/06
  75.   Phil in Montreal 16:17  |  SR 14/08/06
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  83.   To Ed from Madrid 18:23  |  M 14/08/06
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  85.   8. indrajaya: I`M NOT 18:41  |  KUTW 14/08/06
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